There are two types of people in the world – one who hate Mondays and the other who wait for Mondays to kickstart their work week. This post is dedicated to both the genres.
Funny Quotes on Monday
1. What do you call a person who is happy on Monday? RETIRED!
2. I thought about wishing you a “Happy Monday!” but that’s like saying “Enjoy your root canal”
3. Everybody has their favorite villain. Monday is mine!
4. Yay, Monday!” Said no one… Ever
5. May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.
6. Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
7. My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.
8. If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.
9. Don’t mess with anybody on a Monday. It’s a bad, bad day.
10. If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend. I think he would get a lot of votes.
11. Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.
12. Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?
13. Dear Monday, I think you should take a holiday! Trust me, no one will miss you!
14. Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’
15. God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.
16. Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
17. My week is basically:
Monday
Monday #2
Monday #3
Monday #4
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday
18. One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 Hours. The same as one Monday on earth.
19. What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.
Motivational Quotes on Monday
20. What starts on Monday should carry through to Friday; that is, enthusiasm. Have a great week!
21. Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!
22. New Monday. New week. New goals.
25. Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!
26. This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.
27. You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.
28. Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier and healthier life.
29. When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it’s Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.
30. Hey, I know it’s Monday. But it’s also a new day and a new week. And in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.
